Anatomy of a Runescape Player

So you want to be a true Runescape player???!! Well you'll have to dress the part.

1. Buy some shitty, poorly fitting jeans. Wranglers from Walmart will work well!
2. Shoes. I cannot stress the importance of shoes. You've heard of Converse All-Stars right? Those are what all the cool hipsters are wearing?! Well to be a true Runescape player you must go about it completely wrong and buy some Converse "One-Stars" from Target. You will be the coolest kid in school!!!!
3. For your shirts, there is only one place to shop. The Jagex store!!!!!!!! The Jagex store has everything you could ask for... AND MORE!!! They have hoodies, t-shirts, and my personal favorite, the book Betrayal at Falador!!!!
4. Get some ugly glasses.

Good luck kids, hope you become Runescape players over night!!!