How to make lots of money in Runescape to impress girls in real life!

One of the main things Runescape players lack in the dating world is Runescape gp! Through my independent research, I have observed that many women will only date a man if he is financially well off in Runescape! Well, I am here to help you guys out and become Runescape millionaires in no time!

Money making for noobs:

One of the biggest challenges a noob faces in Runescape is making money, well don't worry I am here to help! To make money in Runescape you must do one of four things: train a skill, merchant, PVP, or bot.

I will only be discussing the first three since using bots and other autoer programs is illegal and against Jagex rules!! At How to be a Runescape Player, we want all of our students to be upmost citizens both in Runescape and in Real Life! Using a bot is equivalent to murder! So no Runescape bots or Runescape autoers for you little noob. :)

To train skills, I recommend checking out some Runescape skill guides. Google them, don't be helpless.

Merchanting -

To merchant in Runescape I recommend buying raw chickens from fellow noobs and selling them for a profit. Raw chickens are a very valuable commodity in Runescape and will help you rake in the GP!

Once you have made a small amount (usually a million or two) I recommend merchanting party hats (phats). I dunno how you will get ahold of one, just beg or something.

PVP -

Go to the Wilderness Bounty Hunter worlds and kick ass!!

Good luck making lots of Runescape money! You will be a Runescape millionaire in no time! LOL

Anatomy of a Runescape Player

So you want to be a true Runescape player???!! Well you'll have to dress the part.

1. Buy some shitty, poorly fitting jeans. Wranglers from Walmart will work well!
2. Shoes. I cannot stress the importance of shoes. You've heard of Converse All-Stars right? Those are what all the cool hipsters are wearing?! Well to be a true Runescape player you must go about it completely wrong and buy some Converse "One-Stars" from Target. You will be the coolest kid in school!!!!
3. For your shirts, there is only one place to shop. The Jagex store!!!!!!!! The Jagex store has everything you could ask for... AND MORE!!! They have hoodies, t-shirts, and my personal favorite, the book Betrayal at Falador!!!!
4. Get some ugly glasses.

Good luck kids, hope you become Runescape players over night!!!

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